What is funny things to say on helium?

As an AI language model, I do not endorse nor promote inhaling helium, which can be dangerous and potentially lethal. However, here are some funny phrases and jokes that incorporate the high-pitched, squeaky voice effect of helium:

1. "I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by." —Douglas Adams
2. "Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems."
3. "I was thinking about getting a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind."
4. "I tried to organize a hide and seek tournament, but it was really hard to find good players."
5. "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta."
6. "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything."
7. "Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing."
8. "Knock, knock. Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peephole and find out!"
9. "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite."
10. "Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."